A definitive ranking of conspiracy theories...or is that just what they want you to think?
19) Obama did ____. (Benghazi, Ebola, 9/11, etc. etc. etc.)
17) Anything that comes out of Jenny McCarthy's mouth.
15) The internet is full of paid government shills.
13) The National Weather Service can create thunderstorms using energy pulses emitted from Doppler weather radar.
11) Dennis Mersereau is not a real person, but rather a fake personality created by sophisticated government trolling software in order to disrupt political discourse on DailyKos and to coordinate the "gawkering" of people via secret Facebook groups.
10) 9/11 truthers.
9) The Illuminati.*
8) Obama ordered the government to conduct the shootings at Sandy Hook in order to take everyone's guns.
7) Your parents insisting that anything wrong with their computer is your fault because you used it to check your email that one time.
4) Even though the American government—supposedly the most powerful in the world—can hardly function on its own, there is a global, clandestine government that controls the intricate workings of every major world event and still manages to keep itself under wraps.
3) Any argument against gay marriage.
[*As a dues-paying member of the Illuminati, I can confirm with 100% certainty that it does not exist.]